whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

berrykillings:

Sheep jumping fences doesn’t make me sleepy. It makes me worried. Fuck the sheep are escaping. Someone needs to catch them before we lose the profits for an entire fiscal year. Fuck